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Today's Jokes

  1. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  2. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  3. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  4. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  5. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  6. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  7. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  8. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  9. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  10. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"

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