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  1. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  2. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  3. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  4. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  5. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  6. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  7. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  8. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  9. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  10. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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