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Today's Jokes

  1. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  2. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  3. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  4. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  5. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  6. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  7. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  8. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  9. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  10. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.

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