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Today's Jokes

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

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